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Re: Things You'll Never Hear a Stage Manager Say
« Reply #60 on: Jan 14, 2010, 11:03 pm »
"Strangely I don't have any stories. I've loved EVERYONE I've ever worked with."
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Re: Things You'll Never Hear a Stage Manager Say
« Reply #61 on: Aug 26, 2012, 02:51 pm »
"I think I should say exactly what I'm thinking the instant I think it."

YES!!!!!
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Re: Things You'll Never Hear a Stage Manager Say
« Reply #62 on: Aug 26, 2012, 04:26 pm »
"I know it's a little pointy, but I'm sure the actor will be safe with it."
I personally would like to bring a tortoise onto the stage, turn it into a racehorse, then into a hat, a song, a dragon and a fountain of water. One can dare anything in the theatre and it is the place where one dares the least. -Ionesco

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Re: Things You'll Never Hear a Stage Manager Say
« Reply #63 on: Aug 26, 2012, 07:41 pm »
That's just common sense, isn't it. We don't need to do anything special.

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Re: Things You'll Never Hear a Stage Manager Say
« Reply #64 on: Aug 27, 2012, 01:52 am »
"Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get it perfect on the night."

"Guess what, everyone? Everything's finished, so we're going home an hour early! See you all bright and early for opening tomorrow!"


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Re: Things You'll Never Hear a Stage Manager Say
« Reply #65 on: Jun 10, 2013, 09:18 pm »
I'm bored.
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Re: Things You'll Never Hear a Stage Manager Say
« Reply #66 on: Jun 11, 2013, 05:01 pm »
"Guess what, everyone? Everything's finished, so we're going home an hour early! See you all bright and early for opening tomorrow!"

I've said this one before! We even cancelled the final night of tech because everything came together so well that week! I guess that  show may be the exception that proves the rule.

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Re: Things You'll Never Hear a Stage Manager Say
« Reply #67 on: Jun 12, 2013, 12:11 am »
I'm bored.

oddly, i have been known to say that
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