"Is it yours? No? Then don't touch it!"
"This is your costume/make up/personal belongings crate. There are many like it, but this one is yours. If this doesn't help you all keep your things organised, then nothing ever will."
--In reference to 35 actors and their individual crates so they'd stop losing everything. It was a mess.
"I'm sorry, did I push a full grown man out of my hoo-haa yesterday and no one told me? I'm not your mother."
--Why is it that adults always need the most mommying!?
--"When I posed, "Would you like to read your line notes and correct them?," as a question, I really meant, it's not an option."
I love my actors, I do, but my god.