2nd Marriage - The show you inherited from another SM - complete with book, actors and scenery.
Online Dating - Signing a contract having never seen the venue.
Shotgun Wedding - The show you have to take in a season in order to get the show you really want.
Barroom Betty - Every company in the country has done her, you'll get your turn eventually.
Brokeback Mountain - Summerstock. You vanish for the summer, do plenty of unspeakable things, but for some reason you keep coming back.
Jailbait - A new, juicy, controversial script that is guaranteed to cause a huge amount of community outrage.
The nice Jewish boy - the rare show that you feel comfortable inviting your extended family to see.