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Production Haikus
TarytheA:
I love the haiku thread about actors, but haven't seen a thread about anyone/anything else in the process (except a tech thread in the archives). And I know that actors aren't the only ones who behave poorly sometimes!
So this thread is for venting about designers, directors, PMs, crew, audience, etc!
This haiku is dedicated to my lighting designer:
The set is behind.
I know that's not ideal.
But leave in a huff?
Now you can't Focus
'Cuz April snuck up on you...
Your taxes aren't done???
They're college students
At a community school
Please cut them some slack!
Your words don't make sense:
"I'm not Mr. Negative;
The show's a failure."
You really said that?
Loud enough the cast could hear?
Unprofessional.
Re-number whole script?
The day before opening?
You must be crazy.
planetmike:
She told you what time?
The director is crazy
Call is 6PM
amagelssen:
For the producers and director who texted me at 7 am every morning this week:
Rehearsals run late
Am not a morning person
Wait til after nine
LCSM:
--- Quote from: amagelssen on May 04, 2012, 01:43 pm --- For the producers and director who texted me at 7 am every morning this week:
Rehearsals run late
Am not a morning person
Wait til after nine
--- End quote ---
Keeping up with your
six am e-mails is tough.
Need coffee. Or sleep.
dallas10086:
I get that you're stressed,
But I'm only one person...
Gotta sleep sometime!
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