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On_Headset:
That's a fire alarm.
I understand that we're busy--
but I don't want to die.
Lizzie:
You asked me to help
Out by hemming some gauzes
There is no-one else..
I'm happy to help
But you left out half the task
Now I look a fool
The designer is
Asking why it isn't done
You're not here in tech
Yes, I'm a bit cross
You dropped me in the poop, and
My props aren't ready
So next time you want
Help from me, you can take a
Running jump, so there.
missliz:
"These things magically
always get fixed during tech."
You mean, *I* fix them.
dallas10086:
What a bright idea!
Two 12 foot high staircases
Only actors move. ???
Over 30 moves -
Techs can't lend a hand onstage
Because they'll be seen.
Forget herding cats!
This is closer to staging
The apocalypse.
StageSerenity:
No line notes really!??!
Need all the help they can get
First director? No. ??? :o
Sorry about that,
Forgot my famous line notes
At home, sorry guys. :-[
Repeat offender
Can't find your pencil.
You had another breakdown.
Director, take 10.
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