Creative help: Peter Pan crew T-shirts

[yomanda]

We are gearing up to do Peter Pan...opening in 2 weeks!  We just finished our flying rehearsals and we have a really great crew running it this year.  So as a thank you I want to get them all black T-shirts that say something fun and clever about being Peter Pan flight operators...only I can't think of anything besides, "Pan Flight Crew," which sounds like they work for an airline. 
So I am asking if anyone can help me out with some nifty ideas or if you have seen something like this before. 

Thanks! 

[nick_tochelli]

You could always take the vicious approach:

Front:
Don't Anger the Flight Crew

Back
Or my Nose will itch while you're in the air


Yeah that's too wordy.

"I Make Magic Happen without Pixie Dust"

[lhicks]

Who needs dust when you've got us?

[dallas10086]

Great idea!

Adult versions:
 "Pixie dust?! B---s--t!"
"Tink may have sprinkled the dust, but WE'RE the ones flying your a$$!"

Safe versions:
"We WILL take away the fairy dust!"
"Second star to the right? Again?!."
"Flying magic takes a crew - not an annoying blinking light with wings."

For our production of Seussical, we gave the crew shirts that said "Truffula Logging Company." We're sick.

[On_Headset]

"Yeah, I'm a fairy."


"Clap if you believe in flight crew."

ETA: "My wings are on my other harness."

[missliz]

No Tinkerbell Required