The convenient waiting area is large, attractive, and on the opposite side of the building from the rehearsal halls, where guests are not permitted under any circumstances.
All areas of the building have security cameras, not as a safety feature, but as a means of evading perpetual arguments who who left whose prop where (I SWEAR I DIDN'T TOUCH IT / I SAW YOU TOUCHING IT / I NEVER TOUCHED IT) and OMIGOD SOMEONE STOLE MY CELLPHONE (oh wait wait false alarm it was in my pocket the whole time never mind).
All actors and production staff are on contract. All contracts are less than two pages long and written in plain language, using standard-size fonts. The usual bonuses (5% for flirting with the director, 15% for flirting with the producer, 200% for being the niece of a large donor...) are not included.
The building's heat, cooling, plumbing and electrical systems work perfectly and as designed, requiring only standard repairs.