I like my theatre like I like my men...

[On_Headset]

A game I've been playing with friends.

We've all heard "I like my coffee like I like my men: black." right?

Well, how about theatre?

My contributions:

"I like my theatre like I like my men: dire and German."
"I like my theatre like I like my men: intelligent, touching, and finished by 11 PM."
"I like my theatre like I like my men: with several intermissions and an open bar."
"I like my theatre like I like my men: adequately rehearsed."
"I like my theatre like I like my men: funded by the Canada Council for the Arts."
"I like my theatre like I like my men: with an opening number by Neil Patrick Harris."
"I like my theatre like I like my men: with a strict no-cellphones policy."

[ElaineM]

"I like my theatre like I like my men..." A few hours a day for a couple months, then I move to another one.

[On_Headset]

"I like my theatre like I like my men: on ice."
"I like my theatre like I like my men: with as few blackouts as necessary."
"I like my theatre like I like my men: in four-hour shifts with a minimum crew of 6."
"I like my theatre like I like my men: fresh off the truck from Peoria."

[missliz]

I like my theater like I like my men: with a great dance break.

[On_Headset]

"I like my theatre like I like my men: seven times a week, but never on Mondays."
"I like my theatre like I like my men: with excellent reviews from Ben Brantley."
"I like my theatre like I like my men: with a beautiful proscenium."
"I like my theatre like I like my men: with lots and lots of supernumary roles."
"I like my theatre like I like my men: always an understudy, just in case."

[MatthewShiner]

I like my theater like I like my men:  5 acts; but only one intermission.

[Jessie_K]

I like my theatre like I like my men: long-running with a few circus acts thrown in.

[dallas10086]

I like my theatre like I like my men: with good reviews from previous patrons.

[On_Headset]

"I like my theatre like I like my men: with puppets and audience participation."

[PSMKay]

...recovering nicely from a strict religious upbringing.
...keeping me busy for 10 out of 12.
...covered in beeeees. (Oh wait, wrong forum.)
...bound up in something with 3 rings.
...outdoors, with plenty of condoms on hand.
...organic, adventurous and yet leery of Julie Taymor.

[DeeCap]

I like my theatre like I like my men...fight call included

[On_Headset]

...pretty to look at, but incomprehensible.
...with award-winning scenery.
...the sort of thing I can share with my grandmother.
...with regular revivals.

[dallas10086]

I like my theatre like I like my men: with perfect lighting, imaginative staging, and a few breathtaking moments.

[loebtmc]

sorry, couldn't resist....

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[PSMKay]

... with a well stocked first aid kit. Ow.