Phantom clutch: Accidentally grabbing at your stomach for your stopwatch when you're not wearing one.
I am the QUEEN of the phantom clutch. Except when I forget to take the blasted thing off, at all. Leading to...
Time sickness: The compulsive need to answer the question, "What time is it?" no matter the situation and the inability to stop the phrase, "Thank you five!" from falling from your lips whenever anyone says, "Five minutes."
Awkward Accessory Overload: AAO is characerized by the wearing of theatre "accessories" outside of the theatre environs. This is typically a stop watch, but may also include flashlights, multi tools, crescent wrenches or other tools attached to the belt, sharpies, pens and pencils tucked in the hair, behind the ear or in the top of the shirt, rolls of tape around the wrists or, in extreme cases, headsets with their connectors dangling.
Awkward Acessory Accomplice: A friend or family member who will sit through an entire meal or other social outing with you, and never mention the stopwatch, tools, writing implements, tape or headset making you look strange and OCD to the rest of the world. (My sister is the WORST AAA I've ever met.)