Finish this sentence: "If all the world's a stage..."

[dallas10086]

"If all the world's a stage, where are the kiddie wranglers?"

[avkid]

"If all the world's a stage.....which way is catering?"

[dallas10086]

"If all the world's a stage, what contract did I just sign?"

[late_stranger]

If all the world's a stage, can I talk to the fight choreographer? And the set designer, and the director, and the producer?

All the world's a stage, so leave me alone; I've got work to do!

[DeeCap]

...then I would like a raise...

[late_stranger]

I have a random quotes thing on my Google homepage, and this one came up today:

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.  - Paul Beatty

I think he has an idea there.

[On_Headset]

"If all the world's a stage, then someone should warn house management that we're gonna have a buttload of seat kills."

[michaw]

if all the world's a stage, where is the booth?

[Thespi620]

Saw this one in a touristy-crap store this weekend on vacation, feel free to edit according to gender preference:

"If all the world's a stage, men need better lines"

[Samazon]

If all the world's a stage, how do you access the fly rail?

[Mac Calder]

Automated flys. Unless you have a riggers access pass, no access to the motor galley. If they weren't automated, Sunrise and Sunset would get out of kilter.

If all the worlds a stage, the LD needs to look at using something other than a 5600K front/top wash and practicals for lighting. It gets boring.

[Jessie_K]

If all the world's a stage, send in the clowns!

[TheSingingSM]

If all the world is a stage, I'm glad I'm not paying for the company party.   

[theatrebat13]

If all the world's a stage, where's the audience sit?

[alistairhammond]

If all the world's a stage, then stop that damned whistling! (or is this only a UK superstition?)