Finish this sentence: "If all the world's a stage..."

[Tempest]

I realize this is an old gag, but it's a fun one everyone can participate in!

Finish this sentence (one response per post, please, so everyone gets a chance): "If all the world's a stage..."

"If all the world's a stage, why am I the only one who seems to know the lines and blocking?"

[BLee]

Slight deviation:

"All the world's a stage, with a lot of bad actors hogging the spotlight!"

[iamchristuffin]

If all the world's a stage, why does the show start so early??

[planetmike]

If all the world's a stage, where are the wings?

[missliz]

My sister got me a shirt that says "All the world's a stage, and I'm calling all the cues."

All the world's a stage, so where's my understudy?

[CTsometimeSM]

If all the world's a stage, where is my script?

[brandiwb]

If all the world's a stage, then the Stage Manager must be God.

[maximillionx]

If all the world's a stage, I can't even imagine the prompt book that goes with it...

[Thespi620]

If all the world's a stage, I need to speak to the designers.

[ddsherrer]

I'll add what's in my signature: "If all the world's a stage, where's my stage manager?"

[PSMKay]

... I'd like to have a word or two with the folks in charge of sweeping.

[jaslada]

If all the world's a stage....can I call the show from Bali?

[kallulah]

If all the world's a stage, when's intermission?

[MatthewShiner]

. . . "I am glad I am not on the wardrobe crew"

[LCSM]

...set dec needs to fix up my living room.