"Sorry I'm so late. I was drinking tea in my car and a cop saw it and thought it was a gun and pulled me over. He took my phone and then spent 30 minutes searching my car for the gun." I'm pretty sure that dude was a chronic liar. He told a lot of stories.
Before don't ask-don't tell went into effect, I had a guy in the air force who was in a show, and decided during the run to out himself to his commander. I got a call from him "I'm going to be late because they're detaining me for questioning on base. I should still be there in time for the show." He was there, in the nick of time. We'd already restaged, because I had no idea if he'd be arrested or what.