Me: Hey, are you okay? Rehearsal started several minutes ago and I haven't seen you yet.
Actor: Yeah, I'm fine. I should be there in like 10 minutes.
Me: Is everything okay? (Note: This actor was usually on time. I was concerned.)
Actor: Yeah, I just need to wait to take the nair off my legs.
Me: ...? Uh, okay. Well, in the future maybe it would be better to do this sort of thing earlier before rehearsal.
Actor: Oh, yeah, I just lost track of time. I'll be there as soon as I get this washed off.
Me: ...
Please note that the actor in question was male.