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Re: Best one-liner from a performance report
« Reply #90 on: Jul 16, 2013, 02:44 pm »
One of our student-run productions started including "Best techie lines of the night" in the show reports... My personal favorite

"Guys... I can literally hear you SALIVATING."
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Re: Best one-liner from a performance report
« Reply #91 on: Jul 17, 2013, 09:05 am »
This didn't go into a report, but it made me think of this thread:

I spend my summers at Lincoln Center as part of the stage management team on 2 large music and dance festivals. One of our shows this year is a commissioned site-specific piece by a contemporary dance company with, at times, 80 dancers in and on the various structures here. As such, virtually none of the rehearsals are without a large number of the general public observing. And observe they do.

Yesterday, we had two dancers rehearsing in the large reflecting pool in front of the Beaumont Theatre and in the middle of this beautiful moment between the two dancers, a women stands up, points, and yells out, "Oh HELL NO. That man just tipped her back and put all her hair in that nasty-a** water."
Companions whom I loved and still love, tell them my song.

 

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