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The Green Room / Re: "I can't do that on stage."
« on: Jul 05, 2011, 10:51 am »This has never actually happened to me, but I dread the day that it does. I cannot imagine how anyone would be able to thread a needle onstage. I am not an actor, but it makes me nervous just thinking about it. If I ever do a show where this is required, I will definitely try to figure out a way to pre-thread the needle. It just seems like it would be incredibly awkward and there is a potential for a huge long silence while the actor tries to repeatedly thread the needle... yeah.
They make these easy-to-thread needles now. I've been sick at home the past few days and saw only a million infomercials for them, they have a catch built into the eye so you only have to loop the thread and slide it along the needle and it will automatically catch the thread. Kind of cool, and a decent option if needle and thread MUST start apart for some reason.
Also, I did a show where an actor had to properly clean and load a handgun which later had to actually fire the blanks he loaded onstage. All this while delivering a tongue-twister of a monologue. At least he wasn't moving around, too -- just sitting in a chair. But still, it became one of his pre-show warm-ups every night.