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December Madness I: 2012 / Re: University, Round 3: Blue Gel vs Scale rule

« on: Dec 08, 2012, 10:44 pm »

You may use one system all the time, but not every designer designs in the same scale.

So, in the time it's taken you to take out your cell phone to do a math conversion, I'm already on my feet with tape in hand laying out a ground plan.

Sometimes oldies are goodies. I'm not sure you're talking about using a scale stick in the way it's meant to be used though.

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December Madness I: 2012 / Re: University, Round 3: Blue Gel vs Scale rule

« on: Dec 08, 2012, 08:07 pm »

You realize a violet gel can do exactly what blue gel does?

Can anything effectively replace a scale stick? No. CHANGE THY VOTES SINNERS!

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Self-Promotion / Re: Baby!

« on: Dec 06, 2012, 09:20 am »

Huzzah unto you I say! Huzzah!

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December Madness I: 2012 / Re: Commercial, Round 2: Laptop vs. Straight Edge

« on: Dec 04, 2012, 04:11 pm »

I always wondered how ticked off Chris Rock would make local houses when he threw their mics to the ground at the end of his sets.

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December Madness I: 2012 / Re: Community, Round 1: Gaff Tape Vs. Staples/Paperclips

« on: Dec 04, 2012, 04:10 pm »

I used to need the kick start. Not so much anymore. And even when I did, I preferred soda. I've never liked coffee. I'll drink it every once and a while but never for the purpose of I NEEDZ WAKE UP! Sometimes I feel like a caramel macchiato.

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December Madness I: 2012 / Re: Community, Round 1: Gaff Tape Vs. Staples/Paperclips

« on: Dec 04, 2012, 03:26 pm »

If coffee was in the mix, I don't know if anything else would stand a chance....

I'd stand a chance against that horrible brewed swill! BOO COFFEE!

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December Madness I: 2012 / Re: December Madness!

« on: Dec 04, 2012, 02:29 pm »

Can we do this every year? This is a blast!

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December Madness I: 2012 / Re: Community, Round 1: Gaff Tape Vs. Staples/Paperclips

« on: Dec 04, 2012, 02:28 pm »

Interesting. I'll try that next time. Thanks.

In college for a dance show we used a high gloss paint on the floor on our pit and that's where a majority of a tap number took place. Come to find out tap shoes and high gloss paint make for a slippery day. So we used Pepsi and water to gum up the works a touch. But like Kay said....no diet. There is a distinct lack of sugary goodness in those diet type drinks.

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December Madness I: 2012 / Re: Commercial, Round 2: Laptop vs. Straight Edge

« on: Dec 04, 2012, 02:24 pm »

Ready for your mind to be blown?

Almost every laptop has a straight edge. *throws down mic*

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December Madness I: 2012 / Re: Community, Round 2: Flashlight vs. Duct Tape

« on: Dec 04, 2012, 02:23 pm »

As of this moment, two people apparently need to turn in their Stage Manager card. Duct tape???!!!!

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December Madness I: 2012 / Re: University, Round 2: Tape measure vs Protractor

« on: Dec 04, 2012, 02:22 pm »

I'm calling my shot.....

Tape Measure....you just start the buses. This one's over.

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December Madness I: 2012 / Re: University, Round 1: 3-ring Binder vs. Digital Light Board

« on: Dec 02, 2012, 08:46 am »

See? I told you! Binder is like the San Antonio Spurs: fundamentally so ery sound, but one of the least exciting teams in the league.

Their big superstar is nicknamed "The Big Fundamental." That's about as sexy as binders are: big yet fundamental.

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December Madness I: 2012 / Re: Community, Round 1: Gaff Tape Vs. Staples/Paperclips

« on: Dec 01, 2012, 06:25 pm »

If slipping is the only issue and the sound of sticky soles is acceptable: coca cola and water solution. The high sugar content will make it near impossible to slip but if you stand still too long, your feet might stick to the floor.

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December Madness I: 2012 / Re: Community, Round 1: Gaff Tape Vs. Staples/Paperclips

« on: Dec 01, 2012, 03:34 pm »

Can paper clips turn your black shirt with white screen printing on the front into a show black?

Damn straight. Gaff tape...beat 'em down!

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December Madness I: 2012 / Re: Regional, Round 1: Multitool vs. Unlubed Condoms

« on: Dec 01, 2012, 03:32 pm »

Unlubbed condoms have only one real theatrical use (as I hope if one used them for their actual purpose they'd be kind enough.....oh you get what I mean...). Multi tool just by its name already implies awesome.