During dry tech/cuing for my high school's production of Urinetown this winter, I was sitting with my friend who does basically everything technical, and was light board op at the time. The director and technical director were also with us, but they tend to get into small fights that can be entertaining but usually are ridiculous and we all know who's right the majority of the time (the tech director). They say some pretty funny things, so when they weren't paying attention to us, my friend and I began a conversation on Twitter made up of quotes, as they happened, including:
"It just looks like brown !$@#$"
"Yeah, just google piss hitting a wall" "Look I can infinite loop it"
(Tech director to director): "I'm so kinda proud of you"
"Ow, that was my elbow" - me "Sorry, it'll grow back nicely though" - Tech director
It's a great memory from an interesting 10 hour day of cuing...
EDIT - Removed profanity. - PSMK