Regional Round 5: Multitool vs Photocopier

[LCSM]

LCSM: You vote against your own interests and it is sad. I am filing paperwork to have the YSMPC registered as a hate group.

Shame you're required to submit three copies, in person, to the closest government office. And a copy of your passport OR a copy of your birth certificate along with a copy of one piece of government-issued photo identification.

Copy your passport out longhand? I don't think so.

[nick_tochelli]

And as mentioned before, I can scan all those and print them out. Photo copier not required.

[LCSM]

Yes, but then you're relying on two pieces of technology instead of one. Ninety-nine percent of the time, if something goes wrong with the photocopier, the fix is pretty simple: put paper in, or pull paper out. Ninety-nine percent of the time, if something goes wrong with my computer/scanner, I'm left standing there like .

Plus, most photocopiers come with a printer included.

[nick_tochelli]

Did you know that 77% of the stats posted on the internet are fabricated?

You know why bed scanners are superior? there is absolutely no way you will waste money by placing the original on the bed wrong. You can't place it wrong. There's only one way paper fits.

How many times have you wasted money photocopying something and you didn't line it up right? Something multi tools never have to worry about.
Post Merge: Dec 18, 2012, 03:53 pmI would like to point out that the voting is supposed to be closed tomorrow but the polls are closed now.

BIG COPY strikes again with voter suppression. This was gerrymandered so BIG COPY would find its way easily into the elite 8.

May Cellphone kick your flash tubes straight to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks!

[MatthewShiner]

PHOTOCOPIERS RULE!!!

In all due respect, Draw-into-the mouth-by-contracting-the-muscles-of-the- lip -and -mouth- to -make- a -partial- vacuum it, Nick!!!!!

[nick_tochelli]

I clicked "report to moderator" on Matthew's inappropriate post, and it told me horribly offensive things.

This is a conspiracy. And everyone is in on it! Including her!

[LCSM]

H-E-Double Hockey Sticks!

You are wrong about everything, but this was FUNNY. 

[PSMKay]

I would like to point out that the voting is supposed to be closed tomorrow but the polls are closed now.

The opening of this thread states plainly that the polls would close at noon CST on Tuesday. The technology only allows me to specify a certain number of full days from the time that the poll is posted in the poll itself, rather than a specific closing time.

For the IDMC,
PSMKay

[MatthewShiner]

I would like to public apologize if something I said was taken as offensive by Nick.

He must be in a very vulnerable position, being on the losing side.

Here is a cute picture of a puppy to make him feel better.



Oh, is that a cute puppy on a PHOTOCOPIER.  My bad.

How about a kitty cat.



Oh, that probably stings a bit . . .

No cute photos, how about, we just take a moment and show Nick, what he loves the most . . .



YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT - A BROKEN MULTI-TOOL, LIKE HIS BROKEN LOGIC.

PHOTOCOPIERS RULE!!!!!!

[On_Headset]

I would like to note that it took Matthew at least a few moments of searching to find a broken multi-tool: he had to go out of his way to locate evidence that such a device even existed.

A broken photocopier, on the other hand, appears to be the device's default state. 

[nick_tochelli]

I'll get you next time gadget. Next time

[MatthewShiner]

Nice to know someone is on Nick's side . . .