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Thread to vent about / Actors behaving badly / As haiku only

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PSMKay:
Stupid actors plague
Stage managers' every move,
Sure as winter's cold.

Stage managers need
A thread to vent their problems,
But prose is boring.

Share your actor woes!
But to keep things humorous,
Use haiku format.

Keep it short and sweet.
Syllables: five, seven, five.
Multiple poems fine.

Please be courteous:
Do not name any real names
So we don't get sued.

 :D

nmno:
So sorry I'm late.
Train was stalled and phone was dead.
(Are you buying this?)

tempest_gypsy:
You cannot find light!
Always stand with head in shadow.
Feet are prettier?

killerdana:
Talking backstage again
No matter how I shush you
Chattering away.

PSMKay:
First time: called in sick.
Next time: called in arrested.
3rd time call in? Dead.

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