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Hurray for texas
Just because you moved here
Doesn't meen you're great.

You wave your metals
Sometimes I think you forget
Your a big cocky prick
Not the real tournament.

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The Green Room / Re: Production Haikus
« on: Jan 23, 2013, 09:58 pm »
Dear god, please kill me,
Saves me from more prison time,
Director is dead.

I do not like you,
And actually I hate you,
Please go away now.

First time director?
No, if you were I could cope
Lose the 'tude, and work.

You are always right
Please don't have a breakdown here
Storms out, up stage left.

I guess I'll take 5,
please cool down and lose the 'tude
Or else I will die.

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The Green Room / Re: Inside the SM Office
« on: Jan 19, 2013, 08:00 am »
1. What is your favorite word? 
 Serenity ;)

2. What is your least favorite word?     
Fag or gay as in"you're fag" or "that's so gay"

3. What turns you on?      
A truly open mind.

4. What turns you off?   
Lack of common sense.

5. What sound do you love?   
Productivity

6. What sound do you hate?     
Stupidity or anger or both

7. What is your favorite curse word?   
Shit, when you work with children I said shoot!

8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?     
Lawyer

9. What profession would you not like to do?   
Flight Attendant

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?     
This was a hard choice, but your job gave you so much more hell than hell could. I convinced the devil that you're better off here not annoying him. Come in were doing a play... :o

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The Green Room / Re: Production Haikus
« on: Jan 18, 2013, 05:51 pm »
No line notes really!??!
Need all the help they can get
First director? No. ???  :o

Sorry about that,
Forgot my famous line notes
At home, sorry guys.   :-[


 Repeat offender

Can't find your pencil.
You had another breakdown.
Director, take 10.

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No line notes really!??!
Need all the help they can get
First director? No.  :'(

Sorry about that,
Forgot my famous line notes
At home, sorry guys.   :-[

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Can't find your pencil.
You had another breakdown.
Director, take 10.

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The Green Room / Re: Catchphrases
« on: Dec 31, 2012, 10:53 pm »
The one that I feel that I use the most is:
"Ok. I'll do it."
Can be used many different ways for many different things.

Others think that this is the real one:
"How am I supposed to respond to that."
I only use this for one reason.  ;)

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You are our new star,
I wish you were down a well,
Just like in the show.

Giving notes is hard,
When you are being a star,
Smother that ego.

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Tools of the Trade / Re: Favorite Bag
« on: Dec 31, 2012, 12:01 am »
My favorite bag?

Maxpedition Condor-II Backpack with extra attachments. Downsides? Well it's about $150, worth every penny. No dedicated laptop space. My solution? neoprene sleeve for my laptop. Before I used this for my SM kit, this was my backpack for school, for 5 years. It's still in nearly perfect shape.

If you must have a dedicated laptop space I suggest Goruck's GR2 in black. Downsides? Again $400 I split the cost with my Parental Unit. It's made in the USA and has a lifetime warranty. Still worth it.

Just my $0.02.

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I have done paperless shows... interesting process.
I have NEVER done a show without my laptop in some shape or form.

Laptop wins. 8)

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NEW NOTE: Lois will shave Connie's head completely, in full view of the audience, during the hair salon scene at the end of Act 1.

MERGE:
What time period is the play set? How is the hair being shaved? Will the actor playing Connie allow her real hair to be shaved? What about the actor playing Lois, is she comfortable shaving hair? Does it HAVE to be in full view of the audience?? Can we re-stage to allow some stage "magic"?

NEW NOTE:
The actor playing Jo severely ill and cannot make it. Her understudy is in a different production at the time of the shows (she did tell us ahead of time).

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